Major Delays – Hurstbridge line: both directions, after an earlier equipment fault at Macleod. Delays over 25 minutes.. Connex, Keeping you updated.

Yeah, been waiting over an hour now. Random thought time.

Anklets might make you feel ‘alternative’, but when they’re under a pair of cheap stockings and you’re wearing a business suit, you just look like you’ve sold out to The Man.
The only women that call themselves ‘barren’ are spammers justifying why you are entitled to that inheritance.
If you’re going to chat up schoolgirls, don’t do it wearing a suit.
The first rule of Amber’s uterus is: don’t talk about Amber’s uterus. I won’t tell you the second rule.
I believe that songs are like parasites: if one gets stuck in your head it won’t disappear until you find it a new host.