I don't discriminate against Dickheads

And it reminded me a little bit of these:

If I lost a hand in a smelting accident then I’d tape a Sansa Shaker to my stump. Then I’d realise it’s the most idiotic MP3 player out there and stick my phantom hand in the smelter again. Me at the Ranch

So, Christmas is over, and I (along with practically nobody else) am back at work. I think it’s too much to ask for a relaxing Christmas period if you’re working through it, since it goes two days off/ one day on/ two days off/ two days on/ two days off/ one day on/ one day off. [...]

Woke up with a splitting jawache, probably caused by clenching my teeth in anticipation of today. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Christmas and I do not have a very good relationship. In fact, it usually ends up in me having a serious attack of the sads, which is unusual since I’m one of the least depressive people you could ever meet. The crux of it is this: I’m surrounded by a variety of people who think [...]

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I.T. doubling the RAM on my work PC. It now has 512MB!

A good exorcism never hurt anyone. Except the people that died. And the people that try to restrain the people being exorcised. But they were being bastards anyway. Me trying to save someone from a mental breakdown

Yes, it’s Kitty Wigs!

I have a hate- hate relationship with my fish. He’s ugly and doesn’t eat, I don’t look after him well. Anyhow, he was a good subject to film swimming around in my sink while I changed the water. Note the fear in his eyes. He is named Electric Boogaloo because I killed his 2 predecessors [...]

… and truthfully, it’s more like noone, I decided to go out and be one of those people who publish their own blog, rather than relying on someone else to provide it. I can’t claim that I’m a coder or anything, but nor am I scared of pissing around with someone else’s until I get [...]