• Miss one train
• Go for a walk
• Miss another train
• Get on the next train
• Get off at a loop station to see if I can do the sneaky way out of the city (it dioesn’t work)
• Get on another train to get to Flinders Street
• Get to Flinders Street
• Have to wait for another train, so go to supermarket to buy things lost in the move (like deodorant)
• Just make the next train
• Find out it’s not the right train and runs express past where I need to go
• Get off the train when I can
• See a bus taking me where I should go
• Get the bus
• Get to work

And I’m still here an hour before everyone else