I don’t discriminate against dickheads

That you can write on paper using only pine nuts?

“And remember, if you’re not sure about something, just rub it against a piece of paper.If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain! Bye bye, everybody!”

I generally don’t talk about my personal life (i.e. anything about me) in my blog. I do it deliberately for a couple of reasons: most importantly, I want to keep my private life to myself- it isn’t anybody else’s business. I also do it so it’s hard to hunt me down online, although [...]

… yes, it’s been a decade since I had my last Coca Cola. I think I proved my point that I’m not addicted to the stuff, eh?

Having a rare day off at home. Nothing I need to do, nowhere I need to go, just a day to myself to relax. What to do? Well, I think I rediscovered the art of sleeping in later than 7:30am, did some surfing, played some games, had some cheese on toast. Then watched the ultimate [...]