I don't discriminate against Dickheads

Interview: “There are a lot of people with big egos. How will you handle that?’My new boss: “I want to offer you the job. You are going to have to deal with a lot of people with big egos”Induction: “Welcome to the area. People here have big egos” Yes, I was aware of the cocks [...]

… and I can only tell the story now. And I apologise for the subject matter in advance, but it has to be said. Anyway, I applied for this job at work. Got through the first interview okay, and it was up to the second interview. I was one of only two left. Now one [...]

Zune, meet gadgets. Gadgets, meet Zune.Originally uploaded by animm. I know, I know, it may seem strange to you that I got a Zune on the day that Stevo announced his new toy. But frankly, the iPhone wouldn’t suit my needs. Not enough space, for one. The other thing is that I’m not exactly delicate [...]

… does this mean that you need someone else’s penis extension to make you feel like a man?

If it’s 34.8 degrees* outside right now, and it’s 10 degrees hotter in my room usually, then it’s too damn hot to sleep**. (Cliff notes for the non- metric bastards out there:*94.64, **112.64. Also, get with the rest of the world. It’s not the league of frigging nations, so join everyone else.) (Cliff notes for [...]

This morning when looking for something cool to wear (as in temperature, not fashion) I found a shirt I had only worn a few times- it never seemed to fit. So I tried it on, and it fit perfectly. Then on the way to work I realised I misbuttoned it. So I fixed things up [...]

… or my wishes for the coming year. Because resolutions are for the unresolved. Design to come back to web design. I blame MySpace for the idea that you can read something when it has a strikethrough on it, against a background of some fantasy art. Kids- if you want your website to look like [...]