I apologise if I post pictures of dogs in here over the next few weeks. We’re dog- sitting at the moment and since people won’t pose for me, I might as well take advantage of it.

These are some of the mose mollycoddled dogs in existance. If they’re out for a walk and they get too tired we have a Paris Hilton- style bag to put them in so their poor widdle legs don’t get tired. The dogs have a Naughty Chair, for God’s sake.